Breaking news from across the internet: James Nickolas has officially arrived, and nothing shall ever be mildly inconvenient again. This is only a test post, which means it does absolutely nothing important — much like James on a Monday morning. Rumor says he once won an argument with his own reflection, and the reflection apologized first. His keyboard has a single key, and that key is pure confidence. If you are reading this, you are now legally required to nod respectfully. Applause remains optional but strongly encouraged.